CRYPTKEEPER REDUX: Michael Chertoff, Merchant of Death, Is Back At DHS To Further Destroy America
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like...Hallowe'en!
“The dead won’t bother you. It’s the living you have to worry about. But a clown can get away with murder.” John Wayne Gacy
“The Horror. The Horror.” - Col. Walter E. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
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Man o man o war, you couldn’t find a better example of “Rust Never Sleeps” than the near immediate replacement of Scary Poppins with the Cryptkeeper at unAmerica’s spooky new Ministry of Truth.
Mere hours after word was leaked to the technocracy’s (technocrazies?) designated mockingbird mean girl, WaPost twatwaffle TAYLOR LORENZ, that show tunes sociopath and Miss-Information madwoman Nina Jankowicz had resigned in humiliating disgrace from her propaganda perch at Department of Homeland Security’s more-than-ambiguously named “Disinformation Governance Board” (are they fighting it or administering it?), the belligerently occupied White House announced it would be injecting the flailing endeavor with an emergency rescue team “to lead a thorough review and assessment” of the board to ensure “the Department’s critical work will continue.”
Ah, yes, fellow Prisoners. Like The Blazing Skull sez: "The ride never ends!"
Thus, while it’s nice to flush the fascist front-woman (at least temporarily? She’s still got a coven of vvitchy supporters flocking around her), it’s far more interesting and revealing who’s stepped up now that the clown mask’s been removed: A terrible totalitarian tag team of bipartisan-but-actually-uniparty pairing of cadaverous former DHS head & co-author of The PATRIOT Act Michael Chertoff, a “Republican,” and Clinton-era crony capitalist crapshow Jamie Gorelick, a “Democrat.”
If we live in a simulation and our life is a video game, everyone should feel encouraged. We’re moving up the competitive ladder and inverted pyramid, from the minions to the bosses, from the lightweights to the heavyweights. PRO TIP: The Final Boss is Satan. He’s Prince of this world.
But with Michael Chertoff, we’re getting closer. You can smell the sulfur. It’s interesting how this Harvard secret society guy should pop back up at exactly the same time his former boss, Yale secret society guy and notorious gag reflex pretzeldent George W. Butch, added another wing on his mansion of classic tongue-torturing gaffes, subconsciously acknowledging his war crimes to a room of nervously chuckling co-conspirators.
As abominable as George W. Butch is—and he’s beyond abominable, he’s a multi-level leviathan of evil, the banality of evil and the ever-dawning horror of multi-generational bloodline evil all rolled up in one—he’s nothing compared to the cadaverous desiccated living dead Evil-with-a-captal-“E” that wafts like brimstone off a gruesome Deep State power player like malevolent Michael Chertoff.
George W. Butch is an idiot. Michael Chertoff most certainly is not. Which makes him an exponentially more clear and present danger to what’s left of the teetering United States of America, especially in his alarming new behind-the-scenes role at DHS. Chertoff is the perfect choice to clean up and retool such an Orwellian stunt in Law of Inversion Land, since he’s a Jew who would’ve made a great Nazi. Like George Soros, except Soros actually WAS a Nazi.
A quick rundown of malevolent Michael Chertoff:
As mentioned, Michael Chertoff co-wrote the PATRIOT Act, a Law of Inversion extremist extravaganza that put surveillance on steroids and basically declared war upon the American people under the auspices of “protecting the homeland,” which in and of itself sounds totally fucked up, just like it was when the Nazis used the term back in the bad ol’ days. The PATRIOT Act, Congress swore to us, was going to be temporary, people actually believed that shit, ha ha ha.
Michael Chertoff was also the second guy to run George W. Butch’s Department of Homeland Security after 9/11, and in that position oversaw the Butch Administration’s disastrous response to Hurricane Katrina, the most costly disaster in American history.
As head of DHS, Chertoff was a huge proponent for the ridiculous security measures inflicted upon Americans at our airports. He pushed hard for body scanners, which worked out awesome for him since his lobbying firm The Chertoff Group represents multiple manufacturers of the scanners. “We’re all in this together!”
Chertoff was of course one of the intelligence community “experts” who told us the Hunter Biden laptop was misinformation (though at least he didn’t put his name on this), and wrote a strident New York Times editorial that the Trump administration was politicizing DHS.
Before any of that, Chertoff proved his bona-fides to the globalist anti-American uniparty when he led the Whitewater investigation into the Clintons for many months and even more taxpayer dollars but came up totally empty. He blew the case. Or he threw it. Either way, his investigation got the whole country talking about the horn dog president and his blow jobs from an BBW intern less than half his age.
But seriously, folks…I mean, just look at this fucking guy. Over the years, I’ve gradually come to understand that those who make deals with demons gradually come to look like them. The death cult affiliation eats them from the inside-out. Those who aren’t in the throes of demonic possession don’t decay in the same way. Did you see how George H.W. Butch decomposed over the years until he was basically a blobby puddle of blotchy patch-faced goo in a wheelchair? That was satisfying to watch. Rot in hell, asshole.
Anyway, IMHO that’s why the freakish sunken-faced Hollow Man Michael Chertoff looks the way he does, though he’s recently added a mustache that makes him look slightly less corpse-like. That official government photo atop the page is from WIkipedia and was taken in 2007 when he was only 53, but he already looked like a dead man walking; now he’s 68 and looks like zombie grandpa. Michael Chertoff literally looks like the personification of a cancer inside our nation, a monkeypox on the body politick, and, as the cultural saying tsk-tsks, “Bad for the Jews.”
Michael Chertoff has been driving nails into America’s coffin for decades. But even this Cryptkeeper’s not been at it for as long as his new partner in crime at DHS, Jamie Gorelick, age 73.
A swift synopsis of sinister septuagenarian Jamie Gorelick:
First and worst, because of what it means for right now, she’s tight with Merrick Garland. Garland, age 69, is the Bo Xiden fakeministration’s current corrupt and hugely partisan Attorney General, Antifa and BLM’s pal, ruthless prosecutor of the well-meaning saps who got played like rubes by the Feds on January 6th, 2021, at the Capitol.
Both Garland and Gorelick are Harvard grads, just like Chertoff. Gorelick is currently a private consultant and lobbyist for the massive lending industry that's fighting student loan reform. Gorelick has also recently done the same kind of consulting/lobbying for the lucrative conglomerates running and ruining the healthcare industry.
But all that comes after a long career fucking over the little guy from the government side. Her tenure as US Attorney General under Bill Clinton from 1994 to 1997 was marked by her continual attempts to ban strong digital encryption, while calling for a key escrow system to allow the Feds access to any and all encrypted communication.
But it was after leaving her Clinton gig as A.G. that she really got a chance to cash in on corruption. Even though she had no previous training nor experience in finance, Gorelick somehow got appointed Vice Chairman of Fannie Mae (the Federal National Mortgage Association), which she ran from 1997 to 2003, well into the George W. Butch administration. That was when Fannie Mae developed a $10 billion accounting scandal, a big story at the time that nobody talks about now because all those crooks and their progeny now control the corporate media.
Years later, a 2006 report of an investigation by the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight into Fannie Mae's accounting practices and corporate governance revealed that from 1998 to 2002 Gorelick received a total of $26.5 million in income from Fannie Mae.
Of course she’s got ties to the 9/11 “Inside Job,” too. Jamie Gorelick was on the 9/11 Commission and a co-author of the report (which was actually outlined and partially written by 9/11 Commission Executive Director Philip Zeleko before the commission convened, but that’s a horror story of it’s own and not today’s). The interestingly-named “Gorelick” knows what really happened there, which is not what They’ve told you. She probably knows it all the way down, right down to the occult ritual aspects because she participated in them. Just my opinion!
Gorelick helped contribute to the #MeToo psyop when she was part of Duke University's defense team after the 2006 Duke lacrosse team scandal that destroyed the reputation of Rolling Stone ragazine when it turned out a Black stripper totally lied about being gang raped at a frat house.
Finally: In another signifier of the “We’re all in this together” con, during the Trump administration, Gorelick represented President Orange’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, on how to legally wrangle his way around federal ethics and anti-nepotism laws.
Jamie Gorelick is 73 years old, part of the corrupt Old White Guard bankster-controlled ruling class of lizards and lackies who are no friend of common man White Folk like me. She’s got zero interest in protecting the United States at DHS, she’s only interested in finally realizing her multi-decade dream of destroying anonymity on the internet under the auspices of some race-betraying fake “White Supremacists” domestic terror bullshit. She is without shame or honor, not necessarily in that order.
Thus, in lieu of Scary Poppins grabbing her stage prop umbrella and floating off into the sunset, we’ve now got the weirdo Wonder Twins team-up of ghouls from both the Clinton and Butch 2 administrations to help “protect” us from ourselves and further degrade whatever the fuck kind of virtual prison they’re trying to create in the MySpace Second Life Google Glass Meta Avatar personas of the much-promised totally immersive and all-encompassing wireless everywhere online world.
So my advice to freedom fighters in America is to notch a schadenfreude “W” against the crazy eyes Broadway white wine-guzzling Karen, but don’t think for a second this was anything more than a rejuvenating battle won, not the never-ending war against evil itself.
But also make sure to note this achievement with equal dollops of accomplishment and apprehension: We have pulled off the Joker mask fronting for the globalist W.E.F.-affiliated shadow government operating puppet pretzeldent Bo Xiden. The real bad guys are parachuting in, to salvage the smoldering remains and “6uild it 6ack 6etter!" They’re a much, much more formidable crew and they want you enslaved or dead. Say your prayers!