FRIDAY SIGNS O' THE TIMES: America’s VVitchcraft Apocalypse Ablaze
Crazy Chicks Gonna Crazy, Watch Their Bonfires of Vanities Burn
“Women are more susceptible to demonic temptations. Women are more prone to believing, and because the demon basically seeks to corrupt the faith, he assails them in particular.” — The Malleus Maleficarum [1487]
“I'm a witch, I'm a bitch / I don't care what you say / I don't fit in your ways / I'm not gonna die for you / You might as well face that truth…” — Yoko Ono, “Yes, I’m A Witch”
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Straight out of the gate, let me remind you that we are in a war against witches, bitches & snitches, but mostly witches, and not the ones allegedly aligned with Glenda the Good. Our opponents are sick, twisted, death-obsessed, anti-natal, male-resenting, America-hating forces for darkness.
Are there good witches? I’ve met women who claim to be so, white witches, most specifically and intimately a woman several years older than me whom I knew quite well decades ago when I was living in Paris and working at Shakespeare & Co., under the late great George Whitman. This woman was very smart and well-read, spoke with an entrancing gentle Irish lilt, and emitted great empathetic Love vibes. She used to draw stars in the palm of my hand with her index finger and I was captivated. She made me a better person back in the day, challenged me and my worldview without being aggressive or accusatory, and was much wiser and kinder than I. Then again, I was twenty-two and had several not-so-hot relapses in front of me in the years to come.
So I think there are good witches, yes. But I might be wrong.
Anyway, apologies to the good witches, if there are any, and most certainly to all women who don’t worship Lilith and/or don’t think a woman can have a penis and/or don’t believe the highest freedom a woman can experience is aborting her child. To those women who like being women and know the blessing of Creation is God’s greatest gift (or second greatest?), I tell you: I’m not talking to you and I am not your opponent or enemy.
The rest of you: It’s been a tough week, eh? Let’s recap:
1- Not only was yesterday’s testimony from President Orange’s nemesis and ATL district attorney Fani Willis an absolute humiliating train-wreck of arrogance, ignorance and corruption on display, she is either so stupid, or was so rushed, or, as some people far more deep down the rabbit hole than I have suggested, is being ordered to make a fool out of herself, she WORE HER DRESS BACKWARDS during Thursday’s court appearance. If you didn’t see the testimony from the deeply stupid yet haughtily dishonest Ms. Willis (she doesn’t even know what a continent is?), it’s funnier than almost anything coming out of Hollywood (unless this courtroom theater is, too).
2- After thinking about it for a day, I’m not sure what to make of the jaw-dropping self-own published in New York Magazine this week from klutzy clown CHARLOTTE COWLES, the struggling ragazine’s personal finance columnist, of all people, who was swindled out of $50K in cash when a guy who claimed to be CIA called her and talked her into cleaning out her bank account and give it all in a shoebox to a stranger on the street waiting outside her apartment.
This 39-year old crazy liberal white woman (never forget: 40% of liberal white women 30-49 self-identify as being diagnosed with mental illness) was obviously remarkably dense to fall for this scam, and ignorant of how the intel community works, too; CIA can't operate domestically (at least officially). One helluva “journalist”! But the dumbest thing of all was her writing a big long article about it in New York Magazine!
The whole thing is such a farce that now I’m wondering if we’re even getting the Truth, or if she’s scrambling because reality is so much worse. She writes about her husband; why didn’t he advise her or stop her? Why didn’t she reach out to somebody else instead of taking it on face value? How did she get her hands on $50K in cash so fast? The one time I tried to get $5K in cash to pay off crooked movers who had my stuff, the bank barely had that much cold hard cash on hand. This whole thing stinks like Limburger, but maybe it’s just the scent of shame wafting out of New York Magazine.
3- Another disastrous Girlboss super-heroine bomb, Madame Web, detonated in multiplexes on Valentine’s Day. It’s so awful that even the cancerous clowns in the controlled corrupt collectivist corporate media can’t find the will to defend it. Unsurprisingly, it’s yet another terrible female-centric superhero movie in a genre whose key demographic is males 12-35, directed by a non-American woman who’d only worked in TV and never helmed a Hollywood film prior. What could go wrong? All the same stuff that went wrong before, natch.
So many scathing reviews we could quote, but Ima gonna “circle back” to the U.K. Times’ Kevin Maher, who I cited just a couple days ago for being a rare voice to bravely give a poor review to the bad Birds of Prey movie in 2020, years before most other Establishment movie reviewers (not film critics!) had the guts to call garbage garbage:
“In its sheer mind-boggling awfulness, [Madame Web] represents the death of the superhero genre, the burning of the superhero genre to the ground and then the returning in the middle of the night to piss on the superhero genre’s ashes.”
4- Rocksteady Games may have sunk their entire company by plowing hundreds of millions of dollars into a misanthropic Woke anti-superhero video game made by psychopaths for psychopaths, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League.
The latest (and probably last) chapter in the blockbuster Batman: Arkham series of games, this new one got rid of the men who made the prior franchise entries a success and replaced them with women, who wrote a mean-spirited nutcase story where all the iconic heroes are murdered and disgraced in the most disturbing ways (after the Flash is tortured to death, one villain pisses on his corpse).
The game has set a record for returns, not only for its hateful cruelties, but also the buggy gameplay and unpopular “always on” requirements for players, who are also expected to keep buying add-ons in order to fully experience gameplay (GaaS: “Games as a Service”).
Again: Talented men with a proven track record of success were replaced by Woke liberal women, who promptly injected their perverse inverted D.E.I. worldview where good guys are bad guys and murderous bad guys are actually “good,” which quickly destroyed everything. Estimates are that this game, which needs to sell 10 million copies to break even and costs a minimum of $70, will lose Rock Steady hundreds of millions of dollars and possibly cause the company to close its doors.
5- Looming on the horizon we have the Disney+ “reimagined” X-Men 97 cartoon, debuting later this year, with a show runner who this week told us the stories for “modern audiences” would be more “authentic” than previous X-Men tales because “it will be informed by my experience as a black gay man.” He announced that the children’s cartoon series on Disney+ would introduce a new “non-binary” X-Men team member, who will be in a “buddy” relationship with the franchise’s most popular character, Wolverine.
When some people complained about this ideology being integrated into a child’s superhero cartoon, the response from the X-Men account on Xwitter was to basically tell people “You’re not an X-Men fan, we don’t want you watching our show.”
This insane combative marketing strategy has literally never worked. Yet crazy people — what’s the definition of insanity? — keep doing it. Wouldn’t you love to know who runs that X-Men Xwitter? Do you think it’s a blue-haired Woke woman, thin-skinned gay man or trans weirdo of unidentifiable gender? No matter what’s the right answer, this anonymous coward is vermin who serves the Rat Kingdom. Somebody call the exterminator. Metaphorically, of course.
What a way to launder money.... $50K in a shoebox.
There are many ways to get to God, but being a witch can have damning consequences.
In any case, I'm not God, so love thy neighbor.