“The truth is no one's like you / And a heart cannot be lied to / A look-alike could never take your place…” — Joshua Bassett, “Doppelgänger”
“When you make the two one, you will become the Sons of Man.” — Logian #106, Gospel of Thomas
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There’s another “Tom Siebert.” He’s a fucking hack.
I originally discovered the soulless & styleless suburban Chicago writer several years ago, pre-pandemic, shortly after I started working in the Vaccine Risk Awareness movement. A friend of mine told me there was another “Tom Siebert” on Muckrack who was either taking or being given credit for some of my published work.
I read a few of his articles. They were terrible. Dude fellates cliches. I contacted Muckrack and told them to please get my stuff off his page, which they promptly did. Thank you, Muckrack.
But man, I started to dig into the Chicago guy and it really felt like he was playing parasitical spook, leeching off my “personal brand,” and not only because his selfie makes him look like a vampire.
Though he’s dumped it now, the wrong Tom Siebert’s initial self-described expertise was “Christian Film Critic.” After I started pointing this out on social media and mocking him about it, comparing our writing styles and film analysis capabilities (I’m a “Film Critic”; he’s a “movie reviewer”), he changed it. Now it’s “Writer, Editor, News Enthusiast, Film Critic, Rock Concert Reviewer, Citizen of the World.” Basically me, except with minimal talent and a Woke globalist anti-white people worldview instead of Based color-blind America First.
Moreover, I discovered that often when I tackled a subject on Medium (before they censored me) and later on Substack (where they don’t, at least yet), he’d soon-thereafter write about the exact same thing I did, only with an inverted viewpoint. Yoko Ono, vaccines (he loves vaccines), Black Lives Matter (he loves BLM!), Tom Hanks (my Occult Actor exposé that got censored by Medium and I’ve never bothered to revive but maybe should), etc.
The Tom Hanks thing was what actually brought this cadaverous hack version of Tom Siebert into my sphere — he made a comment on my Facebook page about how Tom Hanks was America’s greatest actor of all time and I was out of line to criticize him. I replied that Tom Hanks is a very talented actor but also IMHO a CIA asset and propaganda weapon who can’t post on social media anymore because when he does the masses assail him as a child molester and/or serial killer. I went on to opine that this other Tom Siebert was an embarrassing hack for whom I had no respect and that I was chagrined we shared the same name because he didn’t deserve it, much less bequeath him the right to address me as if we’re equals. He deleted his comment and blocked me.
Another shady “tell” to me is that hack Tom Siebert and his loony low-I.Q. worldview hail from Chi-town (“Chi-raq”?) and Illinois, because the city and the state are both run by America’s Enemy, at least to my eyes: Crazy Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson (14% approval rating; net favorability rating of -56), who prefers invaders to citizens, and replaced the even more crazy fish-faced perpetually furious lesbian from the fifth circle of Hades Lori Lightfoot (remember her? Despite the disaster of her chaotic reign, she actually left office with a 27% approval rating, almost double Johnson’s).
Even worse than Brandon Johnson and Lori Lightfoot, who are both midwit racist puppets at best, is Illinois’ morbidly obese governor, the odious blob billionaire of bile J.B. Pritzker, who is truly one of the worst and most evil/dangerous people alive in America today.
As reported by the excellent Jewish-American news magazine TABLET back in June, 2022, the Pritzker bloodline is:
“…one of the richest families in the United States, and driving our current war over definitions of gender and the push for broad acceptance and propagation of synthetic sex identities (SSI) and transgenderism.
“Over the past decade, the Pritzkers of Illinois, who helped put Barack Obama in the White House and include among their number former U.S. Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker, current Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker, and philanthropist Jennifer Pritzker, appear to have used a family philanthropic apparatus to drive an ideology and practice of disembodiment into our medical, legal, cultural, and educational institutions.”
According to the TABLET article, which I really hope you read, the two primary Pritzker pushers of transgender ideology are Governor J.B. and his cousin Jennifer (née James) Pritzker—a retired lieutenant colonel in the Illinois Army National Guard and the father of three children, who transitioned to a woman in 2013, just as the transgender movement was gaining traction under the second Barrack Hussein Obama term.
If you read the TABLET piece, you’ll notice J.B. Pritzker and his cousin Jennifer look remarkably alike, well beyond their shared morbid obesity and general hard-to-look-at homeliness. They both even have a beauty mark in the exact same place on their left cheek! Moreover, best I’ve been able to discern, they’ve never had a picture taken together, and don’t show up for the same pro-transgender events the family supports. And that’s all I have to say about the big fat Pritzker bloodline!

O wait. It’s not. One other thing about the Pritzkers: They loooooove vaccines.
Through their family grants, the Pritzker School of Molecular Engineering is constantly pushing to patent new vaccines. Governor J.B. Pritzker, during the fake pandemic that was just a bad flu season, pushed hard for and ultimately bullied his way to signing an amendment to Illinois’ Health Care Right of Conscience Act, which of course legislated the wicked inversion of the Act’s name: It limited employees’ rights to challenge the unhealthy looking fat politician’s already in-place workplace COVID-19 mandates, while also empowering employers to discipline or fire employees for refusing to comply with COVID-19 rules, including mandatory vaccinations and testing.
Now here’s a big ugly secret that nobody of significant influence in the Vaccine Risk Awareness movement has the guts to tell you, because (IMHO!) their desire for personal fame and fortune outdistances their allegiance to a few dangerous Truths, and, as was cautioned to me by a journalist who investigates vaccinations: “The transgender issue is the third rail of vaccination risk.”
There are a decent number of too silent doctors, researchers and pundits who have strong suspicions and circumstantial evidence that the DNA of aborted fetuses which (witch? Pharmakeia!) have inexplicably been put into childhood vaccines are a significant driver of the transgender craze.
This aborted fetus DNA has a 50% chance of being from the opposite sex of the child receiving the vaccine, and that’s just one vaccine. If you’re a very foolish and/or uninformed parent or caregiver who follows the CDC’s ridiculous recommended schedule, your kid’s getting anywhere between 50-80 injections by the time they’re 18.
Math: One injection gives your kid a 50/50 shot of getting the opposite gender’s DNA injected in them. By the time they reach ten shots, the odds of them not getting the wrong DNA at least once is one in 1,024. By fifty jabs, it’s one in 100,000,000,000,000 (one quadrillion).
Another fact: “There is an elevated co-occurrence of autism in trans individuals,” according to the National Institute of Health.
I could go on and on about the other Tom Siebert specifically — I’ve got a bottomless pit of insults for this clown, believe me — but I bring it up today after thinking I’d never address it (I started writing this Substack years ago!) because while I pushed him down in search responses for about a year, post-election I’ve noticed the other Tom Siebert is back atop all the results on Google and most other search platforms. For about a year or so before November, 2024, it was me (or, if you searched “Thomas Siebert,” you got the former diplomat to Sweden).
So perhaps I served my purpose for the technocracy types, their preferred political pawn got (s)elected, now it’s back to second banana in this rotten fruit bowl. Which is halfway fine, whatever, I take it as a compliment that I’m a dangerous threat (or annoying gnat) to their technocratic goals, and it’s not like I’m looking to be famous anyway. I far prefer being “an acquired taste.”
Except that I really Really REALLY don’t want to be confused with this guy, this Temu Tom Siebert. I don’t want to be credited for any of his terrible hackwork writing. And I SURE don’t want him ever getting credit for anything I’ve written.
Moreover, I want to extrapolate upon this sly sinister search engine silencing strategy to point out how often the doppelgänger shit goes down. This type of evil twin search engine confusion is designed by the intel community and the “former” intelligence propaganda types who now work in big pharma, corporate media and the tech underworld. Here’s a trio of other examples, Rule of Three.

HIP HOP SUMMIT: Any Based black man who’s into the rap music scene is going to know what I’m talking about. In 1991, there was allegedly a secret music industry executive meeting, called “The Hip Hop Summit,” where “a small group of music business insiders were brought together to discuss rap music’s new direction.”
That direction: Shift the rap music genre’s lyrics from black self-empowerment, politics and good clean harmless fun to gangsta rap. Glorify violence, money, criminal behavior, degrading hoes. The reason: The same venture capitalists who owned the major record labels were now investing in private prisons. Young black men, programmed towards crime through music, would make these amoral businessmen bank.
Something similar happened in rock music as well during that time period, with generally optimistic and good-time hard rock radio being phased out for nihilistic Pacific Northwest grunge. Formed in 1989, the all-American patriotic supergroup Damn Yankees (made up of wild man guitarist Ted Nugent and key members of Styx and Night Ranger) is the best example of this: They were signed to a five album contract, then released two albums, one that went platinum and another gold; they charted two Top 20 crossover hits, including one big single that reached #3 on Billboard. Then in 1994, despite selling out large arenas and beginning work on their third contractual album, Damn Yankees was instead paid a million dollars to break up and not release any more records by their Warner Brothers label!
When I was a mostly film but occasional music critic in the ATL, everybody “in the know” knew about The Hip Hop Summit, and was able to see how the manufactured culture shift was devolving urban music and radio in real time. But it didn’t really break mainstream.
About a dozen years later, though, as the conspiracy chatter was growing everywhere in the wake of 9/11, but not just about 9/11, rap music mogul and Orca Winfrey pal Russell Simmons held his own SEO-friendly “Hip Hop Summit” in Detroit in 2003, focusing on “youth empowerment.” This event, with massive coverage in all the usual suspects — The New York Times, Washington Post, Billboard, etc. — has completely superseded any search results about the alleged eldritch 1991 “summit.”
Before we move on, let’s recall Russell Simmons now lives in Bali — which does not have an extradition treaty with the United States, and is also one of the rumored islands Diddy’s private plane flew to the day after he first got arrested — following multiple accusations of sexual assault against Simmons. There was going to be a major release of a documentary about Simmons’ alleged crimes, but his pal Orca Winfrey backstabbed the filmmakers at the last minute, and it merely bubbled briefly before sinking with not much a trace. Here’s some juicy Hollywood gossip about what Russell Simmons has been up to in Bali; I’m not claiming it’s a fact, just that I personally believe it.

A second search engine misdirection example is Mike Smith’s 2020 anti-Hollywood documentary Out of Shadows, about dark occult practices in The Town and the entertainment biz. It was all the rage among the conspiracy crowd — not that I got much out of it, mostly old black hat to me — but became far more difficult to find online after Disney’s ABC News Division created their own documentary less than a year later, also called Out of the Shadows.
This 2021 Disney/ABC Out of the Shadows was overseen and moderated by Clinton White House midget turned Mockingbird propagandist George Snuffilmopoulis. It was about the MI6 secret agent and proven liar Christopher Steele, an inept British spy who proved to be far more Johnny English than James Bond. Steele was funded by the Clinton campaign to make up the phony story that Trump went to Russia to collude with Vlad Putin and perversely cavort with golden showers-giving prostitutes. The legendary “piss tape,” you might recall. The one that doesn’t exist.
You might also recall how tiny George Snuffilmopoulis and his untalented hacktress wyfe Ali Wentworth have endorsed watching pornography with your children. Not long after we got that highly questionable piece of parenting advice, Disney’s ABC Television awarded Ms. Wentworth with her own prime time reality TV show called The Parent Test, devoted to “parenting psychology.” Fortunately, it was reviewed poorly, nobody watched, and even the Wokesters thought it was icky. The Parent Test got an “F,” cancelled after 10 episodes by the rat kingdom. Eensy-weensy George Snuffilmopoulis, meanwhile, was humiliated and disgraced two months back when his Disney bosses basically threw him under the short bus and confirmed his cast member role as a lying propagandist for repeatedly calling President Orange “a rapist.”
My third and final example — I could do this all day, I’ve got more, but Rule of Three is good enough for street cred — happened while I was working at The HighWire With Del Bigtree, the health and pharma investigative journalism streaming news program that was a great place to be until it suddenly wasn’t (yeah, yeah, I’ll get to that story someday, but let’s wait until Bigtree’s new MAHA boss RFKjr gets approved. Or doesn’t get approved).
On February 14th, 2019, Congressman Adam Schiff wrote a letter to Big Tech companies, demanding they take down all material questioning vaccine safety. Schiff proclaimed vaccines were completely safe; it was questioning vaccines that was unsafe. Jeff Bezos’ Amazon removed Bigtree’s paradigm-shifting documentary VAXXED the next day, followed by a domino effect of deletion in the following weeks from YouTube, Facebook, Instagram. You know the drill. You lived through it!
Meanwhile, during that exact same February scorched-earth campaign against The HighWire with Del Bigtree, Disney’s ABC Television starting filling in the blanks with their own “Highwire Live” account across all social media platforms. It came with an expensive marketing campaign and obvious SEO investment, to promote a summertime televised special featuring tightrope walker siblings Nik and Lijana Wallenda, attempting to high-wire their way across NYC’s Times Square.

That “Highwire Live” social media account continued onward for more than a year, as the Wallendas continued to be good little props for the rat kingdom’s distraction exercise, with another tightrope walk over Nicaragua’s Masaya Volcano in early March 2020. A couple weeks after that, the lockdowns hit, and The HighWire With Del Bigtree got zapped off YouTube, then Insta, then Facebook, and that meant there was no longer a need for ABC’s The Highwire Live to continue. Sorry, Wallendas!
I know I said Rule of Three, but I wrote that over a year ago. Here’s one more: In 2022, RFKjr’s former non-profit (he resigned to run for President) Children’s Health Defense (CHD), published a translated version of the Israeli book Turtles All the Way Down, which isn’t about Mitch McConnell but instead a deeply researched study that shows there is no evidence that the long-term benefits of childhood vaccines and immunizations outweigh the risk of ‘em.
The forward to the book was written by Mary Holland, CHD’s CEO. Her name was prominently displayed on the cover. As the book (and issue) began to get traction, there was suddenly another book on Amazon, also titled Turtles All the Way Down, with the nearly exact same cover art and credited to “Mira Holden” not “Mary Holland.” Madhava Setty explains it in detail here.
It’s nasty, it’s ugly, it’s tiresome. It’s the evil manipulative actions of people who hate you. But it’s nothing new either.
It’s no co-incidence (IMHO!) that pseudo-journalist Larry King got a high-profile CNN gig at roughly the same time in 1985 that chatter in the heartlands began rising regarding a different Larry King: The pedophile GOP fundraiser and child trafficking pimp in Nebraska, with his sick untouchable network of politicians, journalists, judges and D.C. sex freaks, as chronicled in Nick Bryant’s excellent piece of impeccably sourced investigative journalism, The Franklin Scandal.
By the time that story almost blew open in 1988 — before a shady plane crash (“Private investigator Gary Caradori, hired by the Franklin Committee to investigate the allegations, died when his plane disintegrated in mid-air near Chicago…”) snuffed the investigation — CNN’s Larry King owned the name. Nebraska’s Larry King was a footnote. The latter Larry King is now a BMW dealer in Northern Virginia, not far from CIA’s Langley HQ, last I heard [EDIT: King has since retired to Reston, VA.]
So this sort of slight-o’-hand misdirection is nothing new. But just because it’s not new doesn’t mean enough people are hip to it happening.
I originally ended an earlier draft of this Substack with a throw-down-the-gauntlet debate challenge to the lesser Tom Siebert over any subject he likes, whether it be the cultural value of BLM or the absurd assertion that classic rock band The Who are “better, you bet,” than ever (PRO TIP: No legit rock critic would have the gall to claim that post-Keith Moon, much less post-Keith Moon and post-Ox, if the other T.S. even knows who that is).
But now, I’m not really interested. In fact, a year-plus later I’m not 100% sure the “other” Tom Siebert really exists. I can only find a couple photos of him online, his writing is A.I.-level meh-ness, and his social media has gotten hella lazier in the past couple months, mostly bad memes. Let’s see if he’s still got an online footprint after Lone Skum and DOGE get done with USAID and all the other government grifters. Yours Sincerely, The Real Tom Siebert.

This post doesn't just deserve an award. It deserves its own awards show. I have many nominations but I'm not finished reading it yet. It's also hilarious, as usual. Temu Tom Siebert LOL.
I found a portion of my book used online in an article supposedly written eight years before mine. I think the intention was to make me look as if I plagiarized. The site was “Bunk History” and my book was about the eugenics movement in the U.S. based on an article by a George Mason University professor, Edwin Black, if I recall correctly. Nobody claimed the authorship of the fake article. Even though I, myself, took my book out of publication, there is a virulent sect that intends to discredit and ruin our names and reputations. I’ve even been hacked in my Substack articles, recently. It really is a war of information. Thanks, Tom, for identifying this, and keep your chin up.