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rickrolled's avatar

“laughably ridiculous girlboss narrative precariously constructed around smug CIA-creation-cum-Blofeldian-media mogul”

This made me laugh out loud. Well played Tom.

On a separate note…

At first glance I mistakenly interpolated the Muppets caption as “Piss In Space” 😝

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rickrolled's avatar

Actually, here’s the new favorite bit:

“not as smart as Lone Skum, nor as influential, while significantly more muscular yet somehow less physically attractive than the blobby Xwitter/Tesla King; say what you will, but Elon beds & breeds with crazy hotties like, well, crazy, while Jeff’s barely articulate Mockingbird-approved scientifically finessed arm candy is more like a Bogdanoff sister sporting a pair of lab-enhanced watermelons past ripe and near rot — would lead you to believe a celebutante sextet of Strong & Diverse Independent Women triumphantly piloted a cock-rocket ship to outer space.“

Kerouac level flow here… chef’s kiss!

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DefCon-Dan's avatar

That was my favorite flow too.

Picasso level visual impressions!

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John Anthony's avatar

Crew! I read (glowingly) that on lift-off they all screamed like teens on a roller coaster!

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Faithful Planner Fun's avatar

Ahh, Piggggs Iiiiiiinnnnnn Spaaaaaace! My brothers and I used to play that we were the Pigs In Space. We used a LiteBrite as the space ship console. We always crashed. Nice memories!

Absolutely spot on and an important piece, Tom. 4.7 stars, would definitely recommend.

I have been and will continue saying prayiers that God brings these evil ones to their knees soon.

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Patricia Daniel's avatar

Another excellent observation Tom!

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Canny Granny's avatar

I think Sanchez’s face would have still been beautiful with a few wrinkles and lines. I just had to search her and was shocked when I saw how lovely she was when she was young. I wonder if her results are what she had envisioned before she had procedures done. She doesn’t even look like the same person.

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TOM SIEBERT's avatar

> She doesn’t even look like the same person.

Yes, this is too often the case. There are several celebs/actresses who vaguely resemble who they used to be, but not really. It makes one wonder...

I agree she looked lovely & freshly scrubbed fresh in the late 1980s. Now she looks like a train wreck. Sad.

Thank you for your comment!

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Adam's avatar

If you push me all the way down the conspiracy road, I might suggest that the endless plastic surgeries make it easier to swap performers in and out, once the public forgets what someone actually looked like initially. But even if that's not the case, there is something spiritually evil about endlessly modifying one's appearance.

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MAGA_From_Heaven's avatar

She looked her best in Fight Club. I had totally forgotten about her until she became attached to Bezos and was horrified what had become of her -- plastic surgery became her religion.

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Heather Boylen's avatar

The white murdered twin by the black kid under the tent seems so perfectly occultic, Freemason with black and white, the tent, the slaying with a knife. Did it happen on any satanic holiday? The tragedy will definitely be useful to foment race hate and instigate violence when the verdict is announced.

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TOM SIEBERT's avatar

Yes, the murder took place during the Season of Sacrifice, which ends May 1. So it may be part of that, though not orchestrated in our material world but the next one. Thank you for your comment!

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Liz Hodgson's avatar

Six paragraphs in and literally LMFAO. Had to pause, like and share. Heading back now. 🙏 🙏 🙏

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Adam's avatar

Excellent article. Nothing could be more appropriate than describing Katy Perry as a witch, in that she put a spell over an entire generation so that they think she has some sort of talent or merit. I can tell you from outside the bubble, she does not.

Does anyone remember that she was an aspiring Christian artist? Watch this and tell me what magic you see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrMIQZqqXg

There is another video I saw years ago but cannot find now, although you can see it in the video I linked between 2:00-2:08, just how much raw contempt she had for her audience. The loathing flashing on her face cannot be covered up.

When she was at her peak, I used to hear from normie male friends all the time, that they thought she was something special. I would point out: her music is objectively not good. Plus, she looks like an animatronic Chuck E Cheese sex robot. Do you not see the uncanny valley? And every one of them would say, exactly word-for-word identically, "I don't know, man, there's just something about her." Every single one of them would say those exact words like some kind of ingrained incantation.

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Erik's avatar

Batman vs Superman had some (wasted) potential. The Batsuit was very cool, and the warehouse fight was well choreographed. Too bad Affleck was too drunk to put in a good performance and of course the script was terrible.

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O/H/E/X/O/H's avatar

Great article as always. Interesting to read about the Easter movie release schedule, will forever now be on my radar. Also, I did not know ITC made The Muppet Show. What a company!

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TOM SIEBERT's avatar

Yes, ITC was an amazingly prolific production company. At first I thought THE MUPPETS was an outlier for them, but was reminded several of their early hits were puppet based: THUNDERBIRDS, CAPTAIN SCARLETT, SUPERCAR, etc.

Thank you for your complimentary comment!

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