The Strange Case of Kate Middleton & What Appears To Be A Royal Culling. Or Something.
Cancers and M.I.A.’s and Suicide…O My!
“Nobody told me there’d be days like this. Strange days, indeed!” — John Lennon
“See the glory of the Royal Scam.” — Steely Dan
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Actually, John Lennon, all the best prophets and conspiracy theorists have been warning that 2024 was going to be the shit show to end all shit shows. Welcome!
That said, nobody’s been more surprised than me to discover part of my part in de-Occulting this dung heap has been to deconstruct the shadow side of the so-called British “Royal family.” Like here and here. I’m apparently the amateur outlier because all the legit presumed top “royal” “experts” seem to be focusing their efforts on what appears to be a coverup, not a revelation.
Thus, while I am streets away from anything resembling a specialist on these inbred parasites — bloodline of the House of Dracula, no spin, no hype, no lie — I nevertheless get flattering comments and PMs from people, many of them in the UK or a British Commonwealth nation, like “your knowledge of our royal family is wickedly accurate.”
So maybe you should hear me out when I claim there seems to be a conspiracy of silence around the health and well-being of Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, bride of Prince William, Queen Catherine in waiting. What they are telling us ignites a firestorm of “What are they not telling us?”
If there’s ever been a case of “There’s something happening here, but what it is ain’t exactly clear,” it’s been the enigma surrounding what’s inside the bejeweled mystery box of missing Kate Middleton. And her parents. And her three kids. All of whom have been M.I.A. since Christmas Day, the last time any of them were seen in public or photographed.
You know my worldview on such odd and bizarre and obviously intentionally obscured things in this age of American Apocalypse, channeled through the spirit (if not the talent) of legendary/notorious Rolling Stone counterculture scribe Hunter S. Thompson: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
So in an attempt to convince you of my, uh, conspiracy theory that something seriously focked-up is happening in Buckingham Palace and we would probably be better off figuring out what it is instead of pretending everything is fine, this weird-adjacent writer will Go Pro and stick to Just the Facts, Ma’am: A staccato Joe Friday dateline of curious occurrences cascading to tragic twists and clouded conclusions that begins the day after the 22nd anniversary of 9/11/01. You can run with it from there.
Sept. 12, 2023 - Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, reveals via Mom-praising gossip-friendly media that she suffered a finger sprain, allegedly incurred while trampolining with her children. At the time, this minor injury seemed no more than a puff piece, an article for the Royal obsessives who will click on any story about them. When placed in the context of what we’ve seen since, however, it could be a harbinger of a much bigger series of events.
October 5 - The Princess is photographed with the same two fingers still bandaged together. She either suffered a second injury or the first was more serious than the public was initially told, if three weeks later she’s still not fully recovered.
December 22 - An official Italy trip in early 2024 is announced for Prince William and Princess Catherine. This rules out any of the gossip speculating that the Princess going missing has been due to cosmetic surgery. Or for any medical condition that would require a planned surgery putting a person out of commission for 10-14 days of hospitalization and 3-9 months of recovery time, as the Official Story™ about the Princess’s health was later conveyed by the Royal Family’s PR team. It also debunks the “William has moved to divorce Kate,” theories; it would make little logical sense to ask for a divorce at the same time official trips were being announced.
December 25, Christmas Day - Kate Middleton and her children are seen for the last time. During the annual walk to Christmas services at Sandringham, the Duchess of Wales looked healthy, happy and physically fit. No sign of physical or mental ailments of any kind, and she appeared to be in good spirits. Let’s reiterate that Christmas Day of last year was also the last time any of the three Royal Heirs — Prince George, age 10; Princess Charlotte, age 8; and Prince Louis, age 5 — were seen in public. Or Kate’s parents for that matter; they’ve also been missing since Christmas Day. Very little to zero discussion about their whereabouts in corporate media.
December 28 - An ambulance with police escort leaves Sandringham, where the Royal Family spends Christmas every annum. There was no coverage of this in the corporate media, but there were tweets with photographs and video from Royal obsessives documenting the event. No statement from the Royal Family about why there was an ambulance and police at the estate, nor their destination.
January 6, 2024 - Multiple UK gossip rags, out of nowhere, simultaneously begin resuscitating earlier reports that the Duke and Duchess of Wales have furious disagreements and fights: They throw things at each other; he is a “shouter” with a dangerously volatile temper; he has tantrums when he does not get his way, upsetting the couple’s three children. These are the first and last UK reports since Christmas about a potentially toxic pattern of mutual behaviors in their marriage. Perhaps curious timing that they should appear after the ambulance sighting but before Kate’s surgery story broke. A possible hint or harbinger from a UK news media that knows exactly what is going on but are not allowed to write about or discuss publicly?
January 14 - Denmark’s Queen Margrethe II shocks her nation by announcing she will be abdicating her reign and stepping down, becoming the first Danish monarch to do so in nearly 900 years, and mere months after maintaining that she would never do so.
January 17 - Kensington Palace declares that the Princess of Wales was hospitalized for a not-cancer-related abdominal surgery the day prior, and will be in extended recovery until early April. Kate Middleton was allegedly subsequently in London Clinic for two weeks. During that time her husband came to see her once, while she did not receive a single visit from her parents, her siblings or her children. Nor was there a single report in the media about any Royal relatives visiting her, or even offering best wishes publicly in a press release or social media, cheering a speedy recovery, as is customarily the case for media coverage and easy clicks. Was she even there at all? The details the public was given about Kate’s operations don’t make sense either: Hospitalization and recovery time for a non-cancer related abdominal surgeries are conventionally much shorter than two weeks.
January 18 - Prince William makes his lone photographed visit to London Clinic to see his wife. Gossip rags like Hello claim William “sees her every day,” but there are no confirming photographs and no major British newspapers make such an assertion. Nor does William go to the hospital to visit his father after King Charles III is admitted there two weeks later for cancer surgery.
January 22 - Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, better known in celeb circles as Fergie, is diagnosed with skin cancer. It was announced she was battling breast cancer a few months earlier.
January 24 - Press reports assert that the inner circle of the Prince and Princess of Wales were blindsided by Kate’s abdominal surgery story and were not aware of any health concerns or issues with her at all. This strongly suggests that if she did have surgery, it was mostly likely an emergency operation, not a pre-scheduled one. This similarly “circles back” to the announced Italy trip, which would not have been scheduled if Kate was going to be out-of-commission for months.
January 26 - King Charles III is admitted to London Clinic, allegedly to treat an enlarged prostate. Along with this announcement, it is confirmed by the palace that King Charles III “paid [Kate] a visit before being admitted for his own treatment.” To reiterate: Not her parents. Not her siblings. Not her kids. Just the King, her father-in-law, once; and her husband, the prince, seemingly once. There were no photo ops in hospital for either visit. Palace PR is without fail eager for easy wins via public sympathy, and always — ALWAYS — does hospital photo ops when a Royal family member is hospitalized. They dragged poor Kate out of bed for photo ops hours after each time she gave birth, as well as the hospital exit photo ops. Very odd there were no photos of King Charles or Prince William’s visits, especially since by that point nobody’d seen her in more than a month and the whispers about her well-being were getting louder.
January 26-27 — Queen Camilla (Princess Di[e]’s far less appealing replacement) visits King Charles three times in 24 hours. There are no reports of her visiting Kate Middleton on any of those visits, despite the Princess sharing the hospital with the King.
January 28 - Veteran Spanish journalist Concha Calleja reports that sources in Buckingham Palace claim the Princess of Wales is in an induced coma. A blockbuster assertion, totally unconfirmed by any other publication, but it certainly would explain why nobody’s seen her for so long.
January 29 - Kensington Palace announces the Princess of Wales has been discharged from the London Clinic and will continue her recovery at home. Was this a reaction to the “coma” story being reported out of Spain? Did the palace put out this statement to prevent the hospital from having to confirm or deny Kate Middleton’s medical status, or even her hospitalization at all?
February 1-2 - The alarmed gossip on social media about Kate’s health status gets so loud that Palace aides begin to vehemently deny Spanish media’s reporting that the Princess is in a coma. This is hugely off-brand; The Palace rarely addresses rumors and even more rarely deigns to comment on “baseless rumors.” Conversely, the royal gossip pubs like Hello begin seeding stories that “the Princess of Wales may be in recovery for nine months, not three.”
February 4 - Now under pressure, Spanish journalist Concha Calleja fires back, doubling down that her sources are reliable and Kate is in a coma, stating on Spanish television: “I reaffirm what I said. This happens when you touch a nerve. It is annoying. I fully trust my source. What happens is that they feel upset because we have discovered the truth."
February 5 - King Charles III announces his cancer diagnosis. No further details are provided. The specific type of cancer he has is not disclosed.
February 7 - Prince Harry flies from L.A. to London to see his father the King. Their time together is less than an hour. Corporate media makes a big deal about the brevity of the meeting, reporting that it had to be so short because the cancer-stricken King could not deal with too much stress. He does not see his brother William during his 24-hour return to Britain. That matches reports of Prince William not going to see King Charles at all since his diagnosis and surgery. If the 45-minute meeting with Harry was short to reduce the King’s stress, what does it say about the King’s zero minutes for the heir-apparent Prince William?
February 9 - UK media begin reporting the Princess of Wales is “on the mend” and has left Windsor and is now in Sandringham again, with her husband, kids and the King. There are no photographs to accompany the coverage. One of the writers making this claim is Richard Eden of The Daily Mail’s “Palace Confidential” column and podcast. Remember that name cuz we’re gonna be returning to it shortly.
February 13 - Pippa Middleton, Kate’s callipygian sister, has vacation photos posted in another Daily Mail article. The resort where she is photographed is owned by her husband’s family and she goes there many times every year, both with and without him. The photos accompanying the story are undated, and could have been taken during their December holiday vacation there or earlier. Remember Pippa; we’ll be returning to her again also.
February 17 - The U.K. gossip rags roll out a big story about the Prince and Princess of Wales visiting a school they are considering for Prince George, sourcing The Daily Mail’s Richard Eden. Photos are included but no date is provided, though the story is written in the context of it being a contemporaneous event. Only when Daily Mail writer Richard Eden is challenged on social media does he admit that the visit he wrote about occurred before her surgery was reported in his paper. Why would he sit on that story for two months? Why was the story written and published in such a deceptive manner?
February 18 — Prince William attends the BAFTAs, the British equivalent of the Oscars. He is captured yucking it up quite festively with a multitude of attractive young actresses, not at all looking like a guy concerned about the health of his wife.
February 20 - Prince William puts out a formal statement about his concerns regarding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Though from the joint social media account he shares with his wife the Princess, the statement features his solo monogram on top, the one introduced several years before his marriage and one that he has not used since his marriage.
February 24 - The U.K. newspaper The Daily Mirror publishes a nasty hit job on the Princess with the headline “Kate Middleton can be 'your best friend one minute and worst enemy the next,’ expert claims.” Less than a day later, the story is altered completely to instead be about Prince Harry, featuring the headline “Prince Harry 'your best friend one minute and worst enemy the next', expert claims.”
February 25 - Handsome and dashing British financier Thomas Kingston, aged 45, married to the first second cousin of the late Queen Elizabeth, Lady Gabriella Kingston (née Windsor), but perhaps (just perhaps) more importantly the former boyfriend of Kate’s sis Pippa Middleton, is found dead in his home.
February 27 - Mere hours beforehand, Prince William pulls out of a ceremony to honor his godfather, the late King Constantine of Greece, “due to a personal matter not related to the health of his father, King Charles,” according to the Kensington Palace’s PR team. Whether his wife’s health has anything to do with his cancellation is not addressed.
March 1 - It is revealed that Jeffrey Epstein client Prince Andrew is “leading the royal family while King Charles III is in crisis.” Not Prince William, the rightful heir to the throne? “There is nothing suspicious about this,” claims one royal watcher, despite the “smirking” Prince being eighth in line to wear the Crown. Unless, of course, the other seven are dead or otherwise incapacitated.
March 1 — Thomas Kingston’s cause of sudden death is revealed as the result of “a catastrophic head injury. A gun was present at the scene. Emergency services were called. Police are satisfied the death is not suspicious.”
Are you suspicious? What the hell is actually going on? As usual, I don’t have any answers but a royal carriage worth of questions. Is everybody dead? Has there been a coup of some kind? Are they gonna roll out Kate Middleton after Easter and she’s gonna look significantly different than before, and we’re gonna get gaslit that everything’s fine and she’s always looked that way?
I have less than zero idea how or where this twisted tale turns next, only that it’s gonna get more crazy. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet, but the way things are going, maybe you will soon. Say your prayers!
This is a very good expose of all the shenanigans that have been going on over there. And you are correct, it's only going to get crazier. I have been saying since 2017, based on mine and others evidence, that all of these people were eventually going to be maneuvered out of the way to put Harry on the throne. The answer to all of this is in the actual late Roman and Egyptian mythologies these people have apparently sworn to live out. I predict Harry will be back over there and on the throne before the end of the year. It could take longer but I doubt it.
And news just broke right now that Queen Camilla is taking a break from royal duties….